get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

Get Up Off That Jucie

Stop with your bullshit, lieing, or kidding. Orginated at Fayetteville State University(North Carolina) by freshmen in Harris Hall.

Yo I just saw that dude?
--GET UP OFF THAT JUCIE! For real?

by TeamHunnies December 7, 2010

get off my bus

basically "don't kill my vibe"

*person ruins your joke (or tries)*
"dude, just get off my bus!"

by tm64 March 3, 2014

Get off

To exit(stage,truck,ladder,etc.)

Let's get off mommas, cause i just got off yours.

by C.B.Brown June 8, 2023

Get that off ya

If friend or family member is wearing a puma tracksuit and it is a disgrace you would say get that off ya

If your friend is is wearing a disgraceful clothing you would say get that off ya

by Get that off ya November 8, 2020

Get off in there

To go to; to partake in; to get a portion of; to participate in

“I made a pot of chili, you finna get off in there?”
“We are going to play disc golf, you gettin off in there?”

by Richard Prahl February 5, 2022

Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022