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Desert Guy

Noun - A person who, without fail, completes his daily tasks to the extreme, with no expense spared, and no detail too small. Who cannot accept good enough, and failure is never an option... ever.

Adj - To out do yourself; over-the-top; to sweat perfection.

History - a Desert Guy is one who can make a a piece of metal look like art or a pile of scrap go balls out through the desert. He is one who's vehicle never, ever breaks down, and always carries on. He has built so many redundancies into his machines that ten things can fail, and he still has a backup. He spends countless hours and untold dollars tinkering and perfecting. Taken from the world of off-road racing.

Abbrieviated - DG
"Man, That new fire extinguisher mount you made is unbelievable! Your a Desert Guy."

"Don't DG it! It doesn't have to be pretty! I need it tomorrow, not next week."
by FFRRAANNKK November 15, 2013
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desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water
went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.
by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019
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Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024
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Desert island relationship

A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other
When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.
by Arugulae December 26, 2014
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Desert View Elementary

Desert View Elementary is the worst school in New Mexico And I suggest u to not put ur kid in that school.
Desert View Elementaryis the worst school in New Mexico.
by Call me daddy 4206921666 May 22, 2019
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Man Desert

A man desert is a community where female residents have limited access to quality men.
Northeast Ohio is a man desert. Becky and her friends have been unable to find quality men in this underserved area. Becky is considering moving to Chicago where there is an abundance of ambition and attractive men.
by Buckeye1721 December 14, 2024
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