Douche-kabob

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

Douch Brothers

A group of 3 or more douches that hang out with each other. They usually dress the same or similar, all wearing the same hat.

(at the mall) "Hey look! Its the Douch Brothers!"

by windsy February 3, 2010

Douche Dragon

A douche that spits hot fire

Hey my boyfriend just broke up with me for some ugly skank he's such a douche dragon.

by TWCMan April 5, 2011

Douche Technique

Either a solo or man-out technique used to lure attractive young women or girls to likeness or intercourse; generally at a bar, club, restaurant or casino much to the displeasure of others. It was made popular by Upstate New Yorkers to represent in an ironic fashion of how taking after a reality show such as Jersey Shore or dressing like such makes you win big or score, much to the chagrin of others, mostly because it works somehow. Liar too

"I heard that Jeb hooked up with that Jersey girl from Haggers" - Josh

"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny

by Flailage August 21, 2012

Email Douching

The act of cleaning out your email inbox before your boss gets a chance to read it.

Dude, what are you doing?
Email douching! I think I'm about to get fired!

by mybosshasitoutforme October 4, 2012

douche-a-saurus

The biggest douche bag you can possibly be.

Did you hear that customer he was such a douche-a-saurus.

by Katieland3 August 17, 2010

douche a twelve

Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.

Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!

Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.

by Mytholces January 6, 2014