Anal Commander

a god of the battlefield gaming franchise :)

Person 1 - O God i got shot
Person 2 - were from
Person 1 - from over there he shot me in the ass
Person 2 - o must be anal commander then

by Commanders Slut September 10, 2011

one hander commander

Masturbating. Also see jacking off.

Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D

by OverDose363 December 18, 2005

diet coke commercial

Watching hot men with nice muscles, like in the Diet Coke commercial where office women use their time on break to look out the window onto the construction workers.

Oh man, he was a total Diet Coke commercial, I just stood there and stared at his abs. I want to lick that little spot above his hip.

by Coell CMU February 13, 2007

Youtube Comments

Probably the most unfunny thing to ever exist alongside Twitter and Tiktok. Youtube Comments usually consist of people using the same old ass memes and people saying extremely unfunny and retarded things about the video, oh and just note to yourself. DO NOT HAVE AN OPINION or else you will be bombarded with threats from random 12 year olds. Also keep in mind that most of these comments come from Kpop fans, Weeaboos/Otakus (Anime profile pictures), dumbass 12 - 14 year olds, and many more degenerates online.

Insert typical unfunny youtube comment: "Nobody:" "I-" "Who's listening in 2021" "When you"
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature: "Shut the fuck up you unfunny retard, go do something other than posting cringe all day"
The Commenter: NOOOOO MY FEELINGS ;(((
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature: "Goddamn... Fucking kids these days and their Youtube Comments

by idc about your opinion January 24, 2021

Captain Commando

A superhero from the Capcom game "Captain Commando". The game was a beat 'em up following in the footsteps of Final Fight. The character returned later for the Marvel vs Capcom games and most recently, Namco x Capcom (Japan-only game).

If you take the first three letters of Captain and the first three letters of Commando, it spells Capcom.

*At the Avengers Headquarters*
Avengers Crew: H.Q. to each member of the Avengers...The dreadful Onslaught has disappeared. Repeat.

Captain Commando: We've defeated Onslaught. Now the earth will be at peace.

Avengers Crew: W...Who are you?

Captain Commando: I am...CAPTAIN COMMANDO!

by CapComfan July 28, 2007

Youtube Comment Section

One of the most god awful hang outs of insufferable dick heads and autistic retards on the internet. Stupid ass comments are a common sight and arguments by wannabe intellectuals run rampant. You can't even watch a cute puppy video without finding an ugly racial discussion just a few margins down. No matter how benign your comment may be in a YouTube Comment Section, some body will reply with hate. Half of them can't even spell.

I was feeling a bit depressed over the fucked up state of the human condition lately, so to brighten my spirits, I watched a cute puppy vid. I was feeling happy again but then I made the mistake of scrolling down to that filthy YouTube Comment Section. An appalling slue of cyber jerk comments immediately assaulted my eyes. My faith in humanity is all but gone.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017

begging the comment

1. A social networker who comments on other users' profiles; his/her only intention, however, is to entice that user to comment on his/her profile.
2. A social networker that unabashadly asks other users to comment on his/her profile.
3. A pun of the phrase "begging the question", used to describe a logical fallacy.

1. Grendal sent me a message on my MySpace, but I'm sure she's just begging the comment.
2. OMG, you should look at my page and comment my new pics. You haven't left me a comment in ages! Comment comment comment, or I'll kill myself! Why haven't you commented, yet?

by Lindee August 25, 2007