A sexual act in which a man lovingly fills his partners rectum with chilled milk. Once filled cereal (dry is optimal) is added to taste. The Austin Cereal Bowl is best consumed with whole milk, although soy may be substituted for the lactose intolerant. Spoon optional. Available at all Austin area Marriots.
by Sickgrrl April 10, 2019
Get the Austin Cereal Bowlmug. by Urban Dictionary User Person March 18, 2023
Get the Are U Super Cerealmug. This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.
Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after
the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after
the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
by Hadley Hatchosvcka May 21, 2018
Get the Milk after the cerealmug. The name of a vitamin-fortified, circus-themed breakfast cereal produced by General Mills, which contained oat cereal bits shaped like smiling clown faces and marshmallow bears, lions, elephants, and stars. Its mascot was a smiling circus clown. It originated in 1969.
by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022
Get the Kaboom Breakfast Cerealmug. An act usually reserved for parties or the refreshments of an orgy. A man with a chest dent has his legs put behind his head and his arms wrapped around his buttocks. His dent is then filled with cereal and milk for the enjoyment of the party-goers or orgy participants.
Ted has the grossest chest dent! We should invite him to the next orgy party and make him into a human cereal bowl.
by bassemonk1 August 7, 2011
Get the Human cereal bowlmug. Person 1:How was your trip to California?
Person 2:Now I see why they call it America's cereal bowl.
Person 2:Now I see why they call it America's cereal bowl.
by College dullard April 24, 2018
Get the america's cereal bowlmug. by nomoresayingcusswordssss January 24, 2021
Get the is konnor a cereal killermug.