J-Hope

The cutest ray of sunshine ever to exist in BTS. Laughs like sunshine, smiles like sunshine, is sunshine. Often shipped with Min Yoongi in "Sope".
Friend: Who's your bias?
Me: J-Hope.
by shooky-suga February 15, 2021
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Bar Hoping

The act of wishing you were at a bar imbibing in libations when in actuality you're forced to do something mundane and extremely adult like go to work, show up for court, do laundry, etc.
I'm sitting at work finding it hard to concentrate because I'm bar hoping.
by Brodzilla July 31, 2016
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Hopeful Jack

A Luxembourgian deity. Common folk pray to him before Luxembourg's crop harvesting season to wish for a fresh and plentiful harvest.
Oh hopeful Jack, please bring us seventy thatchels of barley and hops to sell so we can afford to keep our shitty little cottage and continue to feed grandma instead of having to let her die. She could live a little while longer. "Hojek" (Amen but for hopeful jack)
by Gayboi34 March 27, 2020
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Lust Hoping

the act of hoping to have sexual intercourse with somebody that you meet, the word LUST replacing the word JUST

Just Hoping ->Lust hoping
Guy: "so what are you doing tonight"
girl: "oh nothing why?"
Guy: "well, I was lust hoping that maybe you could come over later"
by IAmCookieMonsterOmNomNom April 21, 2010
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Stroke and Hope

The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome
My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!
by Nado Comedy November 23, 2012
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