purple butthole

noun) a butthole that has been bruised after anal sex.....usually reffered to girls.....

i gave this bitch a mean ass purple butthole.

by plaza860 October 21, 2010

Hickory Smoked Butthole

When a gay guy putts Hickory Honey ham into his partner's butt and starts licking it rapidly.

He licked the Hickory Smoked Butthole

by bobbyb15 December 19, 2011

buttole

waxed or shaved butt hole that glows in the dark
and smells like flowers.

cassie: YOOO BUTTOLE
bryan: bahahaha buttole
cassie: ahhh yeahh buttole yeahh
bryan: your a loser
cassie: no no bryan your a buttole

by ilovethe6 October 21, 2010

Megatron's Butthole

AKA Mercedes Benz Stadium. Modeled after a sphincter and containing various types of walking turds, it's the newest home of the Atlanta Falcons (and also some soccer team and their soft-as-runny-poo supporters).

Atlanta MLS fanboys who just discovered the beautiful game in Spring 2017 think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Playing on artificial turf in a football stadium that looks like either like a gaping or clinched asshole is apparently considered "amazing" by Atlanta residents.

Meanwhile further south, a purple-clad MLS side enjoys their home matches on grass in a proper English-style football stadium.

Atlanta Fans brag about how many tickets they sold to a match at Megatron's Butthole because their supporters are soft and talk tough on social media yet run to the police on away days.

by burn it down August 2, 2017

buttrolled

Similar to being rickrolled, only instead of being sent to a Rick Astley video, you're sent to the "What What (In the Butt)" video.

Man, I clicked on the link thinking it'd be a video about the new Star Trek movie, but I got buttrolled.

by Mitch Bolex January 11, 2009

butthedirtyoldwhoretoldmetodoit

Butthedirtyoldwhoretoldmetodoit: The term you say in less than a fraction of a second after you are found fucking your best friends grandma.

Friend #1: "W.T.F."
Friend #2" "Butthedirtyoldwhoretoldmetodoit"

by Watermilk March 29, 2005

puckered butthole

A phrase Sammie and Ava made up also if revering to a person normally someone who's being annoying or a nicer way of calling someone a bitch

Ava: Can you just stfu up

Sammie: Stop being such a puckered butthole

by Enva April 10, 2016