by Cqah February 02, 2017
BS Texts are when the person you're texting makes pacifist like responses. BS Texting is usually used when someone feels guilty about something or when they're annoyed by the person texting them
Maddie: Hey what's up?
Sam: nm
Maddie: That's cool. Oh I think I saw you at the movie theater yesterday!
Sam: cool.
Maddie: We need to go on a date soon!
Sam: kay.
Maddie: What's wrong?
Sam: nothing...
(2 hours later)
Sam: I'm having an affair
Maddie: WHAT??!! I should've known that was why you were Bullshit Texting me!
Sam: nm
Maddie: That's cool. Oh I think I saw you at the movie theater yesterday!
Sam: cool.
Maddie: We need to go on a date soon!
Sam: kay.
Maddie: What's wrong?
Sam: nothing...
(2 hours later)
Sam: I'm having an affair
Maddie: WHAT??!! I should've known that was why you were Bullshit Texting me!
by TheRealUndoubtlyIntelligentOne July 03, 2010
by bob335 May 17, 2011
1. Any situation that is made of astonishing fail, to the point that amusement is utterly non-existent.
2. A storm in which the precipitation consists of wet, sloppy cow patties. Usually seen only when a tornado has been in the vicinity of cow pastures.
2. A storm in which the precipitation consists of wet, sloppy cow patties. Usually seen only when a tornado has been in the vicinity of cow pastures.
1. Man, that vacation was a complete bullshit storm! First we got lost and ended up in Big Foot country, then Timmy got eaten by a shark, and we got nailed by a category four hurricane on the way home. Fuck vacation, I'm staying home!
2. Stay inside! Johnson just called and said there was a twister ripping through his cow pastures. There's gonna be a bullshit storm later.
2. Stay inside! Johnson just called and said there was a twister ripping through his cow pastures. There's gonna be a bullshit storm later.
by Tddlz October 24, 2008
1. Any reprehensible or repulsive individual intent on destabilizing the delicate balance of the earth.
2. Any individual who utilizes nonsense as his or her sole method of getting ahead of other people unfairly, and succeeds at it. Normally associated with unfairly degrading the position of a much more diligent individual.
3. Any individual who repeatedly applies the concept of bullshit to get through his or her daily life, and would dismally fail without it.
4. Any highly successful individual who has achieved grandure through charlatan practices.
2. Any individual who utilizes nonsense as his or her sole method of getting ahead of other people unfairly, and succeeds at it. Normally associated with unfairly degrading the position of a much more diligent individual.
3. Any individual who repeatedly applies the concept of bullshit to get through his or her daily life, and would dismally fail without it.
4. Any highly successful individual who has achieved grandure through charlatan practices.
1. Yasser Arafat, bullshit buccaneer of the century, finally dead!
2. That bullshit buccaneer, he completely faked his speech and the teacher gave him an A.
3. If that bullshit buccaneer wasn't such a suck-up, he'd get an F.
4. The vast majority of successful businesspeople are just bullshit buccaneers who screw people over with a smile on their face.
2. That bullshit buccaneer, he completely faked his speech and the teacher gave him an A.
3. If that bullshit buccaneer wasn't such a suck-up, he'd get an F.
4. The vast majority of successful businesspeople are just bullshit buccaneers who screw people over with a smile on their face.
by Alsir November 26, 2004
A place where supervisors and managers kiss the asses of people over them and rub the people who work under them the wrong way.
by Mike September 09, 2004
"Tyler if you would make your bed in the morning, at nite you wouldnt have to deal with the triangle bullshit "
by KittyPotPie April 26, 2006