To get hammered drunk; as in drinking O.G. Four-Loko and Red Bull and Vodka. Also known as 'getting front-row'; where the aforementioned front-row does not refer to a specific concert or theatrical presentation, but as in a more general sense in life - alcohol permitting.
Individual 1: Dude, we're getting baker acted tonight.
Individual 2: Why do you say that?
Individual 1: (Presents O.G. Four-Loko in addition to the Red Bull and Vodka purchased previously)
Individual 2: Oh, shit. Yea we're getting front-row.
Individual 1: Hammered drunk.
Individual 2: Why do you say that?
Individual 1: (Presents O.G. Four-Loko in addition to the Red Bull and Vodka purchased previously)
Individual 2: Oh, shit. Yea we're getting front-row.
Individual 1: Hammered drunk.
by rosslikesauce July 29, 2011
An act committed by someone who supports Donald Trump, which would be called ‘Terrorism’ if committed by anyone else.”
Speaking at the White House, moments after police in Florida arrested an ardent Trump supporter as a suspect in the bombing plot, Trump said:
“These terrorizing acts have no place in our country."
Followed by: “Republicans are doing so well in early voting, and at the polls, and now this “Bomb” stuff " happens and the momentum greatly slows..” Trump said. “Very unfortunate, what is going on. "
“These terrorizing acts have no place in our country."
Followed by: “Republicans are doing so well in early voting, and at the polls, and now this “Bomb” stuff " happens and the momentum greatly slows..” Trump said. “Very unfortunate, what is going on. "
by Motogoosey October 26, 2018
by Fake Knowledge April 14, 2004
not inviting his mates of many many years to his engagemnet and then to his wedding when without our presence he never would have met his women.big cunt act!
by h_k January 25, 2006
The opening act is what you call the person who initiates intercouse for the sexual humiliating houdini. Precedes the closing act.
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini my girl with me?
Person 2: Yeah for sure, you got the opening act?
Person 1: This shit's gonna be hilarious.
Person 2: Yeah for sure, you got the opening act?
Person 1: This shit's gonna be hilarious.
by B.Hop February 17, 2009
Following the opening act, the closing act is performed by the second person who substitutes during the houdini.
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini this bitch with me?
Person 2: For sure, I call closing act!
Person 1: Yeah you would take sloppy seconds, ya faggot.
a hopkin-original
Person 2: For sure, I call closing act!
Person 1: Yeah you would take sloppy seconds, ya faggot.
a hopkin-original
by B.Hop February 17, 2009
A standup comedy term used to describe a portion of a comic's set in which he physically and/or using a character's voice describes the character in the joke.
by Big poppa 62353456 August 16, 2016