jared lane

An asshole who likes to use girls for their sexual pleasure

Girl 1: he beat me

Girl 2: he raped me😖
Jared Lane: hey I know I am asshole

by Jeff Carousel January 11, 2017

is jared an idiot

Yes

Is Jared an idiot.. yes

by Me is ben :D March 4, 2017

Jared

Likes little kids and works at subway.

"Hi, my name is Jared and I like little kids . I make them touch my $5 foot long."

by #dontbeabitch December 31, 2016

jared rock

the biggest sex god amongst the nerds. Has a hot girlfriend and seduces underaged girls

Clyde: damn, you're such a jared rock

by Purple Sky May 24, 2016

Jared Sucro

Curly haired short shitty baseball player. Has to red-shirt every team he tries out for. What a dusty musty crusty dried lipped loser

Jared Sucro? That nigga ass at baseball

by JSukesIsAFAG November 5, 2019

Jared Katz

also known as Nick Jonas

Jared is Nick Jonas

Jonasssss brotherrrrr

Jared Katz is jonas brotha

by rwrweewrwr January 12, 2009

jared and courtney

verb when 3 people go behind a random building and start making out for 30 minutes, and dont care to stop when:

A: there are 2 old guys standing right next to them

B: half their grade is watching, and throwing rocks

guy 1: kid, look at nick and megan!!!! they're totally pullina a jared and courtney!

guy 2: man i know! ive been throwing rocks at them the whole time

guy 3: wow... there still going and theres 2 like 80 year old guys right there

by William Shakespeareson April 13, 2008