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Jared Militar

A jararted person. The only word to describe him is "jararted".
Person 1: How's Jared Militar?
Person 2: He's Jararted
by Discorduser717 October 31, 2019
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Lord Jared

Lord Jared

The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.

A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.

Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
"Excalibur, being the sword of the chosen ones, passes down a single bloodline every one thousand years. From Lord Jared to King Arthur."
by rhodesscholar February 16, 2007
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Jared

Likes little kids and works at subway.
"Hi, my name is Jared and I like little kids . I make them touch my $5 foot long."
by #dontbeabitch December 31, 2016
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Jared Sucro

Curly haired short shitty baseball player. Has to red-shirt every team he tries out for. What a dusty musty crusty dried lipped loser
Jared Sucro? That nigga ass at baseball
by JSukesIsAFAG November 5, 2019
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jared rock

the biggest sex god amongst the nerds. Has a hot girlfriend and seduces underaged girls
Clyde: damn, you're such a jared rock
by Purple Sky May 24, 2016
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Jared Katz

Jared is Nick Jonas

Jonasssss brotherrrrr

Jared Katz is jonas brotha
by rwrweewrwr January 12, 2009
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