1- Grandparent's sesqui-first-cousin.
2- Sesqui-first-cousin's grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-grandpibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-grandnibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-grandnibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-grandpibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
2- Sesqui-first-cousin's grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-grandpibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-grandnibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-grandnibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-grandpibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
My sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
Get the sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removedmug. A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
Get the Felon's Tree Removalmug. It sucks it makes your mouth swell up and you have to rinse your mouth with saltwater three times each day for a week and then you go to the tongue specialist for urgent treatment cause it burns ur precious tongue. ._.
See disgusting
See disgusting
Person 1: Getting a tooth removed? enjoy the saltwater ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS
by pureboredom August 13, 2020
Get the getting a tooth removedmug. 1- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of granduncle (other parent's uncle) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of granduncle (grandparent's brother) and of grandaunt (other grandparent's sister) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of granduncle (grandparent's brother) and of grandaunt (other grandparent's sister) at the same time.
Double-first-cousin-once-removed.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
Get the double-first-cousin-once-removedmug. Sixth-cousin-twice-removed (6C2R).
My sixth-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
Get the sixth-cousin-2X-removedmug. Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug. Eighth-cousin-five-times-removed (8C5R).
My eighth-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
Get the eighth-cousin-5X-removedmug.