Knotty Dodge

The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.

Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy

(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)

(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!

by Knottydodgewtfbbq May 29, 2013

Dodge

Terrible cars

D- don't
O- own
D- dodge
G- go
E- elsewhere

by spiritual68 August 23, 2020

Wise Dodge

Term brought into fruition by SyndicateNA on the server 2b2t.org, the term made its way into the Vanilla Crystal PvP community in Late 2020 and was later instated as the usual go to bait method for retarded newfags within the Minecraft PvP Community attempting to lure out a 1v1 with a player who is typically much better than them.

random newfag: "1v1 me lol ur dogshit"
Tier 2 PvPer: "No"
random newfag: "wise dodge shitter"

by The_Antagonist August 17, 2024

Dodge

Suspicous

The police decided the Harold was dodge

by Cookieslice May 10, 2021

Train Dodge

When someone avoids hanging out with an overtly bitchy person.

“Hey there Maria, good job on that train dodge! That cunt Beth just wouldn’t leave”

by Poopmaster63 July 14, 2019

Curry Dodging

The act of refusing curry from your Indian parents for the fifth time in a row and sneaking downstairs to find some real English food.

I’m great at curry dodging

I curry dodged last night

by currydodger69 May 3, 2018

Dodging the train

Dodging the train is a sex act in where one person inserts a can of beer into ones butthole and someone else opens it and tries to drink all of it before the person pushes it out

Last night my wife and I tried dodging the train, she didn’t do very well at it.

by Thekinkmaster September 21, 2021