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Cock au two

Flying "The Bird" (middle finger) with both hands at someone acting in a manner of dickishness.
My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.
by DSMarauder March 27, 2011
mugGet the Cock au twomug.

six and two threes

Same difference

It is completely not the same as 'six of one and half a dozen of the other'
'They've only got Fosters and Carling, which one do you want?'

'Six and two threes, they're both shite'
by Scorer1982 February 6, 2015
mugGet the six and two threesmug.

two wheeler

A further colloquial rhyming extraction from the word "sheila" which means girl or woman.
"We're off to the rubbity-dub to chat up some two wheelers".
by jagdude January 19, 2022
mugGet the two wheelermug.

two toke chase

A stoner game where the participants arrange themselves in a circle, and each take turns to take two tokes on a marijuana joint. The game requires that you take two tokes, pass the joint on to the next person in the circle, and hold your breath until the joint is passed back to you. Obviously, the more players of the game, the harder this is.

Minor variants on the rules exist - some players suggest that you're allowed to take one normal deep breath before your two tokes, other people insist that you may not breathe air at all.

Anyone who takes a breath before the joint is passed back to them is a loser and is out of the game. The winner is the last man (or woman) standing. Some conventions dictate that the winner must finish the joint on their own, others say they can save it for later.
by SlinQ April 30, 2019
mugGet the two toke chasemug.
Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man
by Goat2530 December 30, 2018
mugGet the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdownmug.

two

that shitty host in tpot
he is british do not trust him
two from tpot is a bad host
by probablypeenuts November 23, 2023
mugGet the twomug.

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
mugGet the Two Stage Flutemug.

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