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[Two Armer]

The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your own arm off than wake her - With the Two Armer you chew your other arm off to make sure it never happens again.
Boi, that girl last night was a bushpig!!....a proper Two Armer!!
by Ollie T December 24, 2008
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two hands

indicates that the speaker believes a person/people or character(s) could/should be in a non-monogamous relationship
Do you ship Peter and MJ or Peter and Harry?
I mean, Peter has two hands...
by guardian.ange December 8, 2023
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two tap rule

When having sex (or making out) the two tap rule is a non-verbal way of communicating you are not comfortable with/don't like something your partner is doing. The two taps will let the partner know to stop, and go back to something you like.
Using the two tap rule- If you're partner puts their hands somewhere unwanted tap them twice on the shoulder so they know to move them.
by Nineteen Percent December 19, 2017
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I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.
by Littlejosh1518 May 7, 2018
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Ten and two

Someone who insists on using outdated methods, in the face of technological changes.
Grandpa still drives ten and two and pays for cable and internet, because he doesn't like streaming.
by SocDoc420 November 24, 2025
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Two Puff Fluff

A lady who has two puffs of weed and is high as a kite.
Lindsey gets so high from a few hits of weed. She’s a Two Puff Fluff!

Someone who gets extremely high from two hits while smoking marijuana.
by ElleBrookes June 25, 2024
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