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Two TPOT

a fucking british number that im attracted to
i want to taste their cum ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh
1: HAVE YOU SEEN TWO TPOT??
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID
by twotpotiscute October 27, 2023
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Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.
"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."
by seemymick January 9, 2017
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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, itโ€™s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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Two in the Mohring

When youโ€™re super drunk and go to get another bag.
โ€œHey you! I canโ€™t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.โ€
by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018
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two plate energy

When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner
You are showing real two plate energy right now.
by boulderer February 13, 2024
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Tahiti Two-Step

Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.
Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.
by Khanituss March 6, 2021
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