finnish fire alarm

The (sexual) act of taking a poster, crumpling it up, shoving it down your throat, swallowing it, defecating it out, flushing the toilet, going into your septic tank (or inside a sewage system, but this is far riskier), finding the poster, taking it out, cleaning it, unwrinkling the poster, admiring the brand new “vintage” look of the poster, framing it and then reselling it on eBay or an alternative ecommerce site for a ridiculous price, letting someone buy it, giving it to them, waiting half a decade before finally finding the buyer, tracking down the posters current whereabouts, retrieving it, unframing it, and then finally repeating the process until satisfied with the design.

Person 1: “Dude you know what would be frickin’ crazy right now?”
Person 2: “Huh”
Person 1: “Dude… let’s finnish fire alarm each other”
Person 2: “Nah twin that crap’s gay as hell”
Person 1: “Maybe I am gay”
Person 2: “You tryna tell me something NAME?”
Person 1: “Im trying to tell you… we’ve been roommates for 10 years now and you haven’t even given me a smooch or anything”
Person 2: “You’re right i’ve been so horrible to you!”
Person 1: “So… finnish fire alarm?
Person 2: “Finnish fire alarm. And maybe, if i’m feeling generous, we can Norwegian Cake Pop each other after that”
Person 1: “You had me at ‘finnish fire alarm’ dude!”
Person 3: “Gayyyy”

by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025

Texas Fire Ant

When a female pisses on the males dick while icy hot is applied.

Jamal screamed in pain while performing a Texas Fire Ant

by Dr.Hurt December 4, 2025

Atomic Fireball

A sexual act where one party coats their finger(s) in alcohol (bonus points if fireball is used) and the alcohol is lit on fire before the finger(s) are inserted into the rectum

“Hey babe, are you down to atomic fireball me tonight”

by OhYuhhr January 3, 2026

to on fire

to on fire - (v.) the act of igniting an object for pleasure, usu. sexual

"Sandra and I totally on fired a cat for our anniversary."

"In his 'alone time', John on fires other people's cars."

by Steve Del Steve April 24, 2004

Ballz_of_Fire

1.A great myth from 1988,as the myth states:He is what the mecca is to jews,He is what Kentucky is to chickens.Simple greatness.

2.Some stupid ass dude dat makes up words for fun

1.Shut up or i might have to summon da great Ballz_of_fire on u

2.n/a

by Ballz_of_Fire February 1, 2005

Broke the Fire

(past tense) v. when someone totally ruins a party, relationship, or event of any sort by doing something (usually illegal) which is completely stupid which turned out worse than they thought.

Partyer #1: Dude, you shouldn't have killed that guy, you totally broke the fire here.

Partyer #2: Let's just not talk about it.

Police Officer: Shut up!

by Lambocoon June 18, 2008

Black Blizzard of [Liquid Fire]

A violent form of self-torture.
A bad way to lose your lunch.

The fecal matter sprays out while it remains to be extremely hot. Therefore burning your butthole. Can be accompanied with screaming.

Guy 1: Dood I knew I shouldn't of eaten Taco Bell! It gave me a Black Blizzard of Liquid Fire!
Guy 2: I warned you man...
Guy 1: I know, now I'm gonna be sore all week and my boss is gonna ask why I'm limping again...*sigh*

by wolfclaw92 August 14, 2008