J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

Beans de Ass

When someone tries to type "Buenos Dias" but fucks up and sends Beans de Ass

Beans de Ass am rigo, can I have some a ross cont polo

by Mars_ December 27, 2019

cannellini beans

just a kind of white beans.Usual for Italian cuisine

I'd like to add some cannellini beans to taste it better

by mentaltomato September 25, 2017

Bean

A Bean is a person that is stupid

Yo shut up you fucking bean.

by Hiya is a waste yute July 10, 2020

bean carrier

One who has a large clitoris

Barbara Walters was a notorious bean carrier

by stickthej42 January 5, 2024

Bean

Something that girls might call their short/little/tiny/cute friend.

Girl 1: BEAN!!!!!!
Girl 2/bean: what?
Girl 1: I MISSED U BEAN!
Girl 2/bean: mhm

by Girl1fr12345679 January 6, 2023

Coffee Bean

Weed that’s laced with ecstasy and cocaine

Shane smoked a coffee bean and now he is going crazy!

by RealNiggaaa69 June 29, 2019