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Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
mugGet the Slow your rollmug.

Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020
mugGet the Wood Rolledmug.

Plobster Roll

When you throw up in every hole on the golf course.
Person 1: Hey man, you feeling up to play today?
Person 2: No but I’m ready to plobster roll.
Person 1: A true American hero, I’ll bring a Bop-It.
by ScarTissue June 28, 2022
mugGet the Plobster Rollmug.

roll on read

When a person holds, usually a stuck up college girl, holds down on the bitmoji in snapchat to read a message without actually letting it register as open.
Ay bro did she message you back?
Nah homie, its been 6 days and her score up by 10,000, she deff pulled a roll on read though.
by Opium Anthony April 6, 2021
mugGet the roll on readmug.

Baltimore Roll

A thick roll of money made up only of one dollar bills.
At the movie ticket counter, Bobby reached into his pocket, pulled out a wad of money and flashed it for Shirley. Little did she know that was was a Baltimore Roll of one dollar bills.
by Kaymo11 October 15, 2021
mugGet the Baltimore Rollmug.

texas rolling pin

When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.
Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*
by Stebone69 September 30, 2021
mugGet the texas rolling pinmug.

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