I'm LeBron James, Bitch! 

Update of Dave Chappelle's comedic punchline:

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

As with the best of quips, the original has lost its blang due to overuse and abuse by unfunny party parrots and new subscribers to the Comedy Channel.

BALLER WANNABE: "I'M LeBRON JAMES, BITCH!"
OPPONENT: "And I just dunked on your ass, LeBron James Bitch!"

I'm LeBron James, Bitch! by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

GI James

A poor misguided teenager who preys on fat chicks, and also publicly shows affection to these chunky plumpers he so much desires.

Jackson: OMG did you see GI james dry humping that fat chick in the hallway today right in front of everybody!

Evan: Yea man that kid is always making out with the uglyest, and fattest girls in our school!

GI James by Jackson Rauchwarter December 16, 2006

Ryan James Fassetta 

The most amazing boyfriend in the world. Handsome and had a big heart. An irresistable smile. Easy talk to you. Loving and Caring. Trustworthy and Loyal. Fabulous in a million ways. The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Hes perfect at EVERYTHING he does.

Ryan James Fassetta is hot :)

Ryan James Fassetta by his honeyboobear November 21, 2010

king james 

When someone of legal limit to buy alcohol takes a self-determined tax out of the pitch money of his under-aged but very thirsty peers.

Zoie: We have like 5 or 6 people pitching but I'm asking you how much money you want me to give you for like going.

Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.

king james by The Viater May 31, 2011

Captain James

A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...

'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'

Captain James by Wicket June 13, 2005

Jon James Loffredo 

super man

its a bird its a plan no its!jon james loffredo is super man

Jon James Loffredo by every 1 how ever lived November 30, 2009

kevin james brown 

The worst person you could posibly meet he hates everyone and everyone hates him.

mom:go to your room kevin james brown.
kevin:no never

kevin james brown by Loding........................ November 17, 2017