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Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 2, 2023
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Two man

A two or 2 man is when 2 men either have sex with a girl at the same time or one after another.
It can be used past tense like me and bro went on a two man and shit was right.

Or

It can be used in the present like aye bro look over there a 2 man for sure. Or aye bro im at the gstat right now I see a 2 man wyo wtw
by deathh70 October 18, 2025
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two finga stinga

Getting 2 fingers rudely shoved up your ass while getting blown.
I was getting an awesome BJ when she hit me with the two finga stinga!
by Meanstreak1170 August 8, 2022
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Two shits past a hen fox

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…
by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024
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three two bitch

a roller; a female who is used up, or one that hops dicks like pogo sticks
Shay was just with a nigga 2 hours ago and now she with Jeffery... Dayymmnn she's one hell of a three two bitch
by Tew Kings November 21, 2013
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category two

A large, very wet and painful BM not unlike a violent hurricane
After Sunday Brunch Steve experienced a Category two bowel evacuation.
by Bobby D74 October 15, 2006
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Two Time

The character from the Roblox horror game Forsaken, famous for the ability to resurrect themselves as long as they stabbed the killer enough.
"hear me out on two time. they may seem schizo but damn they cute"
"worst hear me out i've ever heard 💀"
by MasterTheBoi May 4, 2025
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