freaky taco

A way to describe an odd or peculiar female extremity.

This was my first time seeing her naked, and her pussy was upside down. That’s a freaky taco for ya!

by SemonDemon69omgpussyman May 21, 2024

glossy taco

when you take a shit in a taco shell, then eat the taco then shitting it out then putting back in the taco then eating it, rinse and repeat.

Man 1: Im gonna go make a glossy taco brb
Man 2: Ok

by glossytacoman89 June 9, 2024

glossy taco

wen you take a shit in a taco shell then eat it, then shit it out minutes later, repeating the procedure over and over again.

Man 1: Im gonna go make me a glossy taco
Man 2: Ok

by glossytacoman89 June 9, 2024

Walking Taco

The act of rubbing the tip of a man’s penis in a bag of Doritos, coating it in the nacho cheese dust. He then sprinkles an assortment of shredded cheese, lettuce, salsa, and ground beef, creating an inviting snack for a woman to lick off.

Last Tuesday was fiesta night so I gave Caylie a walking taco.

by Fire_engine_red March 9, 2024

Eye Taco

Mexican slang that means a delicious snack for your eyes.

Taco de Ojo (Spanish)

Check out that pretty girl over there. She's a real eye taco.

by GoGüera March 31, 2024

Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef

Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!

by stone-age-wizard-with-phat-pus April 2, 2024

victorian taco

A victorian taco is when one sneaks into the linen closet while a guest in someone’ home.
The person then proceeds to take a dump into one of the hand towels then neatly fold it and place back in with others.

“ At bobs party the other night I left them a victorian taco… Hope that bitch Jill finds it”

by CoHoesKnows April 3, 2024