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That's Wild by livelifeyoung November 15, 2020
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Bobby Shmurda's Hat
Bobby Shmurda's Hat refers to the grey and blue New York Knicks hat worn by American rapper and recording artist Bobby Shmurda in the music video for his song "Hot N*gga." In the video, Shmurda removes the hat and tosses it over his shoulder and out of the frame. The move inspired a series of memes that joke about what happened to the hat.
Bobby Shmurda's Hat by andreishawty February 24, 2021
The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister
The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister by Blood Sister October 6, 2023
Schrodinger's Blowjob
Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
Schrodinger's Blowjob by therealchuckster June 21, 2022
Kes’s Law
Originating on May 4, 2020, iFunny user Kes77 commented on a post about RemingtonTheMexican’s child grooming discord. Kes77 said, “stare into the bait long enough and it will stare back at you.” Immediately following this, user A_Poor_Sinner replied with “Kes’s Law.” The idea behind Kes’s Law is that eventually too much indulging in “ironic” humor, acts, and beliefs will eventually morph into those acts, humor, and beliefs becoming unironically held. What was once bait becomes reality for the user. This law ranks now with other well known laws, such as Bidoof’s Law and Garf’s Law.
“Hey man did you hear that Steve became a femboy?”
“After months of posting memes about it? Yeah.”
“Guess that’s just Kes’s Law.”
“After months of posting memes about it? Yeah.”
“Guess that’s just Kes’s Law.”
Kes’s Law by CopeCringLarp May 6, 2020
Fool's Gold
Someone who is in love with someone who is only using them, or taking advantage of them, but the person being used is still in love with the other person.
And yeah I've let you use me from the day that we first met
But I'm not done yet
Falling for your
"Fool's Gold"
But I'm not done yet
Falling for your
"Fool's Gold"
Fool's Gold by Jess Styles May 18, 2015
Fiddler's Green
A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.
It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.
It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.
When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.
Fiddler's Green by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011