Rats

Rats: being viciously unattractive.
— If someone says you’re rats, they mean you’re ugly as shite and get no birds (zero pussy). Or vice-versa, you get no cooch.

Example 1:
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well, aye ken”

Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is ugly and no lads should be firing her any chat.

Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Aye ken, Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well.”

Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is rats and warns the boys that no lads should be firing any chat her way..

by Junky_Mark December 18, 2021

Rat

My sisters

Rat meaning my sister's that sum hoes

by Mikehawk300 December 27, 2021

Rat Scratching

A man shoves his balls, and only his balls, in a woman's pussy. The balls must be like the Amazon Rainforest and be hairy like fuck. Leave a sandpaper-like mark my guy!

Hey honey, wanna do some Rat Scratching?

by Trooper1129 December 6, 2019

Rat

A small creature that most people dislike.
They have bad taste in most things.

Big fans of Trash.

You are a rat, it's a compliment.

by Everywhere And Nowhere December 12, 2022

Crank Rats

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

by Brever February 22, 2019

Rat

A person who is stupid and doesn't have basic knowledge.

Person 1: I don't need to know about real world problems.
Person 2: You're a rat.

by MutantNinja April 7, 2021

Rat king

A short person god named Gabe

The rat king ate the child’s flesh

by FrogInABlender April 18, 2022