A cinnamon roll is a sweet, cute, oblivious, almost helpless person or character that has bad things happen to them
by Reetthefrog August 20, 2021
A guy with a penis the size of a dime roll. Usually talks really negative about women because he’s insecure and wants attention but because he’s such pathetic guy no one wants to be around him. He has no chances of being with a woman.
by Vixmaddix November 04, 2022
by jazzmack September 07, 2022
A poor, uneducated degenerate that thinks he can operate equipment. Is known to hit parked cars and lie about it. Also smells terrible and looks like hammered asshole. Can also be named Nikudango.
by Oppie1812 January 10, 2022
John went sushi rolling last night and got arrested. He shouldn't expect the restaurant to be ok with it without asking first.
by xdrunkagainx April 10, 2018
Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.
I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018