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Gay But Not Gay Best Friend 

A friend so close, you can send nudes and they'll either compliment you in a way that's uplifting, and not sexual, or they'll make fun of you because they're an asshole. The will talk about the guys you talk to, and act like they want in their pants, bends most of them want in your pants. It's a balancement for you. Your gay but not gay best friend, would reply to a random person who attempts to get with you, or they would reply to nudes someone random has sent you. They will probably roast you from time to time because of the mistakes you've made. Which friends don't remind other friends of their mistakes, but a gay but not gay BEST friend will, so perhaps you'll be reminded, and learn from the mistakes you've made. If one of your exes that cheated on you tries to get back with you... you're gay but not gay best friend will confront him, so you don't have to say anything. A gay but not gay best friend, is a friend for life. Cherish them, and call them an asshole from time to time. Can also be pronounced (Not Gay But Gay Best Friend)
My Gay But Not Gay Best Friend told my ex to fuck off, and suck on a STD infested clit.
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douche friend 

a friend that hates his douche friend and he hates him too beacuse he set his house/porch on fire.(someone who tells someone that theyre going to set their house/porch on fire.)
my douche friend says to your'e douche friend im gona set your porch/house on fire.
douche friend by ikemama October 21, 2010

best friend 

a person u can always depend on! no matter what and is always there for you!
guy: hey man she said i need "protection" and im all out u got a rain coat i can borrow?

guys best friend:yea there in the nightstand by my bed!
best friend by mr.scott.0 November 19, 2010

rip and dip friend 

Rip and dip friends are one of those friends who would talk to you for a brief period of time and after would disappear from existence. Sometimes they will return to talk to you again briefly so they can be entertained for a bit only to disappear once again.
This usually happens online if you do not talk in person or on the phone on a regular basis. This doesn't exactly mean they are bad friends, just ones you can't be extremely good friends with.
-on AIM:

Jen: YO WASSUP??
Sam: hey wassup? where have you been??
Jen: i've been around. chilling with homies
Sam: that's good. so what's new with u
**15 min. later**
Sam: ur such a rip and dip friend
rip and dip friend by MF PETE June 21, 2008

fake-a-friend 

when someone acts like they are your friend but they wouldn't know what real friendship meant if it bit them in the butt
Abby: Hey, Sally . . . let's hang out.
Sally: No, Abby, you are just a fake-a-friend and I don't want anything to do with you.
fake-a-friend by hard a.... February 12, 2012

National kiss your guy best friend day

23. August is national kiss your guy best friend day

No matter if he is talen or not you have to kiss him once
Hey, it’s national kiss your guy best friend day

Oh really, then i have to kiss him i guess

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day 

It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day