surprise lemur in a box

A person of small stature with ninjaesque abilities.

"You be like a surprise lemur in a box gurl! I did not even see ya!"

by Alexander Axel Axline February 23, 2009

Jelly Roll Box

A "jelly roll box " is usually a stainless steel or aluminum box affixed to the wall next to toilets in public restrooms. The jelly roll box is provided for women to dispose of their used sanitary napkins or tampons in rather than to flush them down the toilet.

The vile stench in the ladies room came from a jelly roll box that had not been emptied for a week.

by powerharp March 22, 2010

Super Fugly Box

An indication of one's hideousness based upon an application God fills out before someone is born. (latin root of Fuglosare)

Damn! God most certainly checked off the Super Fugly Box when he thought of you. Must have been cause he wanted other humans to cringe when they saw you. Sucks to be you!

by DWink February 3, 2005

big box store

A chain of physically large stores.

Walmart, Kmart, Circuit City are all big box stores.

by Ginsella March 15, 2009

your mommas fart box

Ghetto talk..derogatory..a mothers bunghole..asshole..butthole.. shit hole..that passes gas..nasty smelling old gas..

Brutha to another brutha!..Standing on the corner..
..Damn homey! Shit !..Is that your nasty ass I'm a whiffin..It smells like your mommas fart box do!..Go check your pants mother fucker!

by anonymous November 8, 2017

Finger Punch The Clam Box

Fingering a women so hard she bleeds from the inside out

You ain't finger punch the clam box if she ain't squirting blood

by PoonTheHarpoon6969 January 2, 2023

Filipino Box Spring Hog

A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:

Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.

Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)

by atari June 4, 2013