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Bean

An offensive term used to describe someone with social difficulties, or someone who is just fucking stupid. A bean is someone who acts like, or can be compared to Mr Bean. A bean is usually a neek too.
Bean: "I like playing world of warcraft, its better than Fortnite"
Twat: "You is such a bean fam, go talk to a girl for once in your life"
by baxboi July 31, 2018
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Garbanzo Bean

Garbanzo bean is another term for “Chickpea
This slam pig pulled a Garbanzo bean on my face while I was handcuffed to the bed. I had to change the sheets the next day.
by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023
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Good beans

A historical term of endearment or good fortune derived from a moment between Lord Uxbridge and Wellington in the battle of Waterloo. Traditionally exclaimed to bolster spirits before uncertain endeavours—like charging into battle or attending a family reunion.
"Good beans, Wellington!"
"If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture."
by jonathane jesus April 18, 2024
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smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!
1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"
by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008
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Bean

A smol child who is in need of many hugs. If you get on his/her bad side there is a possibility of murder.
by BEANTH April 23, 2021
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bean yoda

mmm turned myself into a bean i have
im bean yoda
by retardgumper November 18, 2023
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Anto Bean

Anto bean rocks around edenmore with a pizza box and does your nan on the daily. Known for breaking into some fellas gaf, making a sambo and falling asleep on the couch like hes in goldilocks and the three bears. Also spray painted the back of the local centra and said "ye, that was me" to the garda. Locals claim they were scared to go to his gaf to deliver a postcard because he had a shotgun in the mailbox like a saw trap.
Nanny on the street: Howarya Anto

Anto Bean: Alri
by TerribleTriangle03274581 December 17, 2023
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