my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

Rule 2

Rule Two of the Internet:

We do not talk about /b/

"Hey, look at this meme on /b/"

"Rule 2"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024

Rule <13

Similar to rule 34. If it exists, there's a loli version of it. This doesn't change their age, just their appearance.

Shadman has drawn rule <13 of south park characters

by Casio Heidegger November 13, 2021

rule 4

a reminder that we do not like to look at sex toys particularly those featuring characters from despicable me I, II, or III, or any knock off, please euthanize me

hey uh wanna see this minion themed...

RULE 4.

by barandgrille July 24, 2021

Screwdrivers rule

Always use orange juice as a chaser for vodka

Man 1: Yo bro what chaser do you use for vodka?
Man 2: Orange juice dawg! Don't you know Screwdrivers rule?

by S11M February 14, 2023

fernie rule

A made up rule while playing a board or card game, or any other game that has rules.

That’s not it the rule book. That must be a Fernie rule

by Kades1/2 December 26, 2017