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Mexican Buzz-Cut

If it doesn't rain by noon, I'm going to gas up my mower and give the lawn a mexican buzz-cut.
by Hyperbeans June 5, 2022
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Mexican tractor pull

The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.
After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.
by Stu Piddskinner February 9, 2021
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Mexican Bunghole

When your partner eats a jalapeño pepper while rimming you
Juanita was so hot I let her give me a Mexican Bunghole
by Big Daddy Crescent Bar October 27, 2023
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Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”
by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018
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Mexican Stomach Churner

The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos
Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.

Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!
by AYoungOldie July 5, 2023
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Mexican Sweater

Putting hot sauce in a condom before having sex, so that it kills the sperm, to keep the female from impregnating herself with the condom afterwards.
I'm glad I went through with the Mexican Sweater when I was with that bitch Sharon. I'm not paying alimony to that hoe.
by Entrapment Evasion 101 April 11, 2022
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Mexican snow storm

The act of butt fucking a Latina and then while inside, put a brick of fentanyl on her ass. Then, she starts twerking so the brick of fentanyl is launched into a turned on ceiling fan creating a snow storm of fentanyl powder
I was with Felipe and he got out the fent and made a Mexican snow storm
by RealHoodFeller9000 June 11, 2025
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