A high school in Chester, VA. All the locals are rednecks and they have a specialty center for the arts that includes music, dance, theatre, art, and film. They all think that they’re quirky because they own doc martens. Thomas Dale has the best principal in all of Chesterfield County, and he loves the students with all his heart.
“Did you hear about the Thomas Dale High School football team?”
“No, what happened?”
“They all have staph lmao it was on the news.”
“No, what happened?”
“They all have staph lmao it was on the news.”
by your local train wreck October 17, 2019
Get the thomas dale high school mug.Bishop Kearney is a private school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions like a public school for a reason that only God knows. The school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged Tom Golisano for money to keep the school open for their whopping 300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they will take are excused absences due to music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers, education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick head hockey players (girls and boys).
Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.
Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?
Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!
Guy 3: ah hell nah
Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?
Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!
Guy 3: ah hell nah
by glonked August 21, 2022
Get the Bishop Kearney High School mug.Welcome to yeehaw fucking county! Enjoy the sights of your local drug addict snorting pills in math class, or the various pregnant teens. Wether you’re looking for a lack of hygiene or a pervy science teacher, this place is perfect for you.
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Get the East Juniata High School mug.Dirty byrd aka Douglas Byrd High School is known for unprotected sex in the bathrooms, or classrooms when nobody is around. This “best place to be” is a place where the staff members do not care about anything but skipping and fights, there are things that happens behind the scenes like sexual harassment, they always say “oh we got it handled” no, all they do is say “stop” they do not care. If you want to go to a safe school, do not consider going to Douglas Byrd High School.
“Hey! Did you hear about that girl that touches people in Dirty Byrd High school and grabs pussies and then blame it on a mental illness”?
by Unknown White Girlie March 29, 2022
Get the Dirty Byrd High School mug.The most boring and hated highschool in Pennsylvania. A school that removes any amount of fun or freedom from your day with draconian teachers and policies. This school has a sad athletic program and a sad football team that will make you a starter if you give them enough money. This school becomes worse every year and is stripping the rights of every student who enters it. The school is also full of fake whores who will give you a blowie for a 10 pack of timbits.
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Get the Warren Area High School mug.A school full of teachers who think they’re funny, and kids who think there hard. The kids vape in the kids vape in the toilets and think they’re hard when in reality they wear BooHoo Man tracksuits there mum bought them. The year 9 girls are all emo and goths, they think they are aliens with no gender.
by Mr King’s kiddy draw November 30, 2021
Get the Brookvale Groby High School mug.overcrowded school where cheerleaders think they're the shit and everyone wears hollister. asians over populate any other race in that school.
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