fudge cake

A silly person that's done something stupid

I put my phone in the fridge and tried to call you on the milk, I'm such a fudge cake.

by Lilibet123 September 29, 2018

cake on head

Used to describe a particular type of gay male. The ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.

Homosexual number 1 - "Check out that chicken in the Diesel shirt with the hot arms!"

Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."

by keeks August 26, 2005

cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks

Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”

by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020

qui cake

Someone who is actin a fool, as a result you just want to knock some sense into them.

Kanye West is such a qui cake...like who would vote for him for president.

That fuckboy is just using me, what a qui cake!

by Quicake98mAs August 9, 2016

cake and candles

A strange alternative way for people to say happy birthday. Typically used by people who are strange

Cake and candles bro

by Suzpqi March 30, 2024

Cake

What guys call thick ass

Damn that bitch has made cake

by Your mom (LM) January 4, 2020

cake with my tea

When someone is spilling the tea, and either they give you extra information (cake) you didn't expect, or another person fills in the gaps.

"I just got cake with my tea."
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"

by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019