1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

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when your bored in school and literally type everything on the keyboard except capitals

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by jkhshfdcs February 07, 2024

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The ultimate final boss of boredom. You need to have magical powers to type this in. You are a god.

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by Mr.XD1234 May 15, 2023

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Ephesians 1:3

Noun; The act of several men in skin colored gimps suits performing a boococky whilst on 10 foot tall A-frame latters.

A sex act based on the line in Ephesians talking about the Lords love coming from above.

Just like the in the Bible, she felt the love from on high, when she received an Ephesians 1:3 from the boys.

by vesu December 22, 2018

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