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sand man

Cumming on a girls face while she is asleep.
I sneeked into her room last night and gave her a sand man. I got out before she woke up.
by Dirty Dirk Diggle September 21, 2009
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man crush

the true test of determining a man crush is simple. If one has a man crush on someone else, that person would be willing to hold their crush all night long if asked. This holding is in no way sexual, simply emotional. And there is nothing wrong with sleeping in the same bed as another person towards whom you have no sexual attraction. man up.
Dan: i have a man crush Clive Owen. If he asked me to hold him all night long i would say yes
by defyingdefiner March 16, 2009
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man dragon

a huge cock capable of splitting bitches open, thusly they scream as if they are getting attacked by a dragon. The man dragon makes loose holes tight.
guy: Take my man dragon you whore!
girl:ahhhhh it is so big it hurts
guy: yeeeeaaahhhhhhh!
by Mitka April 11, 2004
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Super man

when you pull out and cum on the bed sheets and then quickly push the girl on the spot where you came. She then falls asleep and when she wakes up, the sheet is stuck to her back and she gets up and runs around to get it off, thus looking like super man
by huge boner November 7, 2007
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Spaghetti Man

1.) A man who is very thin, tall and bendy, often found on the Northern coast of South America.
2.) A person who is clearly insane and who has been released from a mental home without full tests being done.
3.) An Italian male who is a hit with the ladies due to his diet of spaghetti and olive oil.
Francesca: Mama Mia!! Look at that crazy man with no clothes on, he is making silly noises like a deformed dog, whats wrong with him?
Lisconelli: He is a "spaghetti Man" so don't be mean, he can not help being crazy.
Francesca: I wasn't being mean! You always look for the worst in me Lisconelli, i'm getting sick of it now!
Lisconelli: You are over reacting again. Maybe you are a "Spaghetti Man"!
by Paul Fleming July 30, 2006
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Pizza man

He likes to touch u in weird places he eats ur pizza all night long he screams yolo before he rapes

a little kid like ur age 1-100
by Billy 124 June 14, 2018
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The Meat Man

Not any meat man, but a meat man with only the finest meats. Due to the general nature of other meat man, he will insist that people feel his meats to see how his are far superior. If you have found The Meat Man and his Meat Man Van, don't be afraid. When he offers to let you get in his van and feel his meats, go ahead; not doing so is incredibly rude and will get you blacklisted by all meat men.
The Meat Man got all the kids at the park to feel his meat to see how high quality it is.
by Soapp August 9, 2018
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