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The Lee Rule

To take the first parking space one runs across in a lot, instead of circling to find the closest one to an entrance. First uttered in 1991
Man screw this I’m not a fat fuck, I’m invoking The Lee Rule. We can save 5 minutes, by walking an extra 50 feet to get inside the store.
by Coolhandchuck November 8, 2020
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road rules

what?
what are road rules?
by Dan August 1, 2003
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5 year rule

A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.
Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble

Tasha: I know, it's hard work

Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage

Tasha: Agreed
by chanceplan314 October 11, 2024
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First Rule of Peacocking

The first rule of peacocking is : don't tell the audience what it already knows.

This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.
John just violated the First Rule of Peacocking when giving his acceptance speech! he acted like no one knew why they were all there when he told them again about his achievements.
by Human Peacocking June 11, 2023
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Rule 41

Not really a rule,but mostly anything said on the internet will be turned sexual
Guy 1:This thing can hold anything

Guy 2:You mean....everything??

Guy 1:Yes..everything

Guy 2:🥺🤩🤩

Guy 1:I will never escape rule 41 😪😪😪
by Syleha October 5, 2022
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Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"
Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911
by KTech May 9, 2018
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Ludington Rules

Over wordy public displays aka Signs of Virtue Signalling what ought to be inner compulsions of categorical imperative, do unto others.
THe Ludington Rules signs were unwelcome in a Village bristling with signs like a bailed-up kuni kuni, a hedgehog or a porcupine.
by PartisanZ July 13, 2023
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