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Jack Davis

An absolute bitch of a boy, who often shits his pants.

He also never showers and smells of onion, cheese, and ass.

Imagine a moist toe fungus in human form. That is a Jack Davis
Oh god bro I saw a Jack Davis barbecuing his dick earlier at the gas station
by braxtontheasslicker December 1, 2019
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Jack-off

A person who prevents everyone around them from discussing the finale of "Lost" because they haven't watched it yet. The prefix "Jack" comes from the first name of the candidate Jack Shephard. The suffix "off" refers to the person being a jerk-off.
Co-worker 1: Holy cow! Did you see "Lost" last night!

Co-worker 2: Shhhhh! This Jack-off dvr'd it last night and watched the ball game instead. We'll have to talk about it tomorrow.

Co-worker 1: What a jerk-off!

Co-worker 2: You mean Jack-off.

Co-worker 1: Yeah, whatever.
by mondo270 May 23, 2010
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jack that ass

take that Bytch out of the club and have sex with it
i jacked that ass out of the club and fucked that Ho then bounced with her younger Sister
by homeboy October 17, 2004
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Jack-cunt

The act of being a cunt, and doing everything possible to Jack people off.
1. "Damn, Jack is a cunt!"

2. "Fuck that Fucking Jack-cunt!"
3. You leave the room for a short period of time, and on your return, realise that Jack is in your chair. "Get the fuck out of my chair, Jack You cunt!"
by Hardcoresucksthepecker February 7, 2010
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jack frost

When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you stab her in the back with an ice pick
Dude 1: "I totally just climbed Everest! I don't know what is left to accomplish!"
Dude 2: "You take that ice pick and go jack frost on some ho"
by Theodis Bergstein June 21, 2006
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jack

A type of kid that destroys at COD, usually lives life "legit", and knows that allmost everyone is full of BS. Usually somone who is afraid of small things, like kids he doesnt know, and doesnt like to do things that are too crazy. Also somone who keeps all there thoughts in there head so as not to attract a butt load of haters.
"Hey Jack theres some kids in your backyard"
"Yea ik bro but i dont want to go back there"
"why?, are you scared?"
"Nah, im just Jack"

or

"Hey Jack, do you like that one kid?"
"no hes so gay, he changes his story everyday, hes Mcleading it up bro"
"oh"
by whoareyouman May 18, 2010
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Jack Attack

A mixed drink that consists of Jackdaniels and Monster energy drink. This Uses the same meathod as a Jagger bomb but useing jack daniels instead of Jagermeister.

At first you wont feel it but then you feel the Jack's hit you like an attack.
"Wow Richards Jack attack is awesome! How did he make it again can't remember anymore"
by FrostBite151 October 23, 2009
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