Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022

buford two step

also known in the south as the okie doke or scam
"Man he got me when i got home the stuff didn't even look real"

buford two step okie doke

by EEdouble June 3, 2016

two bomb

To take a dump, to poop, to drop a deuce

"Dude, I'll be right back i gotta go drop a two bomb"

by Oh Ryan January 4, 2009

The Two Cheek Slide

How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.

If I didn’t do the two cheek slide I would have shit my pants for sure!

by magicjesse February 3, 2023

Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official

An edgy furry youtuber, who usually fights with furry haters and animation haters.

"Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official just hearted your comment!"

by Alexa The Fox_Official February 11, 2021

Two Four

Tp hold hands during remaining, where one man lifts the other up and changes places.

The man rushed to the inn outside town to have a warm Two Four.

by pornstitute July 15, 2024

Two man

When two girls go on a date with two guys/ when two girls are dating two guys.

“Omg Gavin and Nate are so cute!!”
“I know right!”

“two man?”

by iknowyouseethissss March 5, 2024