When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 2, 2023
Get the Two-headed turkeymug. It’s when your so called friends talk about you behind your back but act like they love you in front of your face.
Person 1: *notices Person 3 being talked about by their friends*
Person 2: “here comes Person 3”
Person 1: notices how Person 3’s friends act kind and different
Person 2: Person 3’s friends are so Two faced.
Person 2: “here comes Person 3”
Person 1: notices how Person 3’s friends act kind and different
Person 2: Person 3’s friends are so Two faced.
by Speakingnothingbutfacts14 March 11, 2021
Get the Two facedmug. A hairy woman in the twilight of her twenties, smells faintly of feces and is in the posession of two screens and perhaps a penis.
by Yumyumz69 March 16, 2020
Get the Leora Two-screensmug. In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima and Nagasaki into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs whereas Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.
The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.
So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.
So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 6, 2024
Get the 🐮 Two Japanese Dairy Cows 🐮mug. When playing tic-tac-toe/naughts and crosses if you or the opponent has a move where they can win from more than one position it is called a two man touch
by *insert pseudonym* May 26, 2024
Get the two man touchmug. Did you see her put two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass motherfucking kiss
by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022
Get the Two fingers upmug. by DaVo691 November 23, 2021
Get the i might get on one knee or twomug.