Bean

When you are so far deep in a girl that you feel a little jelly bean like object inside of her.

"Hey, did you rock that girl last night?
"Yea, I beaned her and it was amazing!"

by RealCambino June 7, 2017

Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.

Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!

by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017

Keen as beans

keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind

Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.

you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.

by Swedishbean February 16, 2018

bestest bean

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.

Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.

by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020

Bean

The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.

Bean guess what just happened. Hey bean hows it going?

by human toaster oven February 9, 2021

Bean

A Bean is a cheaper form of molly that typically costs 5 to 6 dollars they vary from potency and about 40% of the time don't even work so know who you copping from they usually come in pill form and as long as you in a non sketch part of town they usually safe but can be cut from time to time you can always over do it so know your limits beans are usually not as strong as capsule molly or crystal molly which is usually more expensive and more effective

Yo I just copped a bean from drako he had em for 6 a piece shit had me rolling balls!!

by Jiggadigga666 June 3, 2022