Simp

S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy

Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.

"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk

by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020

Simp

Someone who ditches the boys and acts different to get pussy but never ends up getting it.

Associates with the name Declan Haynes

Declan is such a simp.

by Celia Pompeselli May 12, 2020

Simp

An acronym for "Squirrels in my pants" as seen in Phineas and Ferb Season 1 Ep 25

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
Simp, Squirrels in my pants!

by moush April 28, 2020

Simp

Elena is a simp

Simp Elena is one

by Jendksm April 14, 2020

simp

pearson that subbed tier 3 to pokimane

guy1:i have subbed to pokimane with a tier 3
guy2:SIMP!!!!!!!

by leilinho10 May 19, 2020

Simp

When a man enables & Bite his tongue for a women just to be around here

John: Edward is such a simp when he around krissy

Nelson I Know he would pretty much sell his soul

by GGucci G July 28, 2022

simp

Meaning of "Simping/Simp" : A “Simp” is a man who is needy and a fool for women. ... “Simping” means foolishly over catering to the exaggerated emotions of women. Simping can also mean a man being in his feelings and allowing a women to take over his mind.

Andrew is a simp for Meghan

by Carmen Sandiego... April 21, 2021