Snow Bear

A "Snow Bear" is a white guy who is known for going for black guys

My sister is a snow bunny and I am a snow bear. Loving thug dick runs in the family!

by Thuglova12 January 17, 2025

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Builder Bear

A safe Scp which actually gets along with the workers, and builds things. They have made two other versions of themself, both of which are keter class. One is made out of earlobes, and emits a high pitched scream which anyone within 50 meters of the screech will have earlobes form inside of thier throat, as they die of suffocating. The other is unknown to me, but any one else who knows it free to put it underneath my description!

Scientist: what’s that in the distance?
Other scientist: oh it’s just builder bear.
Scientist: what about that one?
Other scientists: OH SHIT ITS ITS VERSION RUN

by MirakatFursona January 24, 2025

I feel like there’s bears

A phrase used to describe a situation that is potentially dangerous and warrants caution

Homie 1: “Why don’t you just take the alley? It’s faster.”

Homie 2: “I don’t know, I feel like there’s bears”

by Bushdid69420 January 31, 2025

Little Brown Bear

A cartoon character who originated from France as "Petit Ours Brun"

He's a little shit who whines and bitches at the drop of a hat, calls his mom horrible and refuses to share things with them. He additionally acted like a prick at the dinner table all because he didn't want his soup.

(Little Brown Bear is sat on the floor as his mum takes off his boots after he was playing outside)
Little Brown Bear: (whining) No I don't wanna get changed! I don't wanna take my boots off!
Mommy Brown Bear: Now listen, that is enough!
Little Brown Bear: (points at his mom's face) YoU'Re So HoRrIbLe!1! ReAlLy HoRrIbLe!1!1!
Mommy Brown Bear: No YOU'RE the one who's horrible, now calm down Little Bear, I've got WORK to do!
Little Brown Bear: (stomping his feet) YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEEEEEEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ArchieTheChameleonFan February 1, 2025

Bear Naked Constrictor

A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.

Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.

by Bear Naked Constrictor February 6, 2025