National boob pic day

Send boobs to someone who you trust and think is funny this is 1 day after national dick pic day.

Emily sent me her boobs must be National boob pic day

by National dick pic day July 18, 2021

National kick your enemy

Congrats you get to kick your enemies today

You-“Hey did you hear today you get to be kicked by me” enemy-“wdym no you don’t” you-“yes look it’s “national kick your enemy day” lol *kicks*HAHAHA”

by Kim namjoons shirt August 7, 2021

national chicken alfredo day

national chicken alfredo day, it’s a day where you tell your guardian(s) that its national chicken alfredo day and they will make some !

hey *your guardian*, it’s national chicken alfredo day
*guardian* okay… and?
and you’re gonna make some!
*guardian* you’re right, i should!

by uRg@710L February 17, 2022

National Autumn Slander Day

A day where you hve to make fun of your friend autumn for literally anything

it occurs once a month on the 3rd.

person- Hey bro you look like you killed a person
person named autumn- what-?
person- yes you look like your dead
person named autumn- damn bro
person- dont worry im being mean cause its national autumn slander day!

by Noxfelldownthestairs March 2, 2022

National Honk at Prius day

The day where you have to honk at every Prius you pass the entire day of May 14th

So glad to spend National Honk at Prius day with my wife!

by Beast master 6.4 x 10^100000 May 12, 2021

national bake a rapist day

On September the 21st, hunt down your favourite rapists and bake them in an oven of your choice, at anything above 180 degrees for as long as you desire. Have a good time.

Today is national bake a rapist day! Come here *insert name of rapist*! Let me bake you in the oven!

by Sawneysfavhandcuffs August 8, 2021

national slap demi day

august 10

happy national slap demi day

by a person that don't like ava August 8, 2021