An “IDIOTTT” (read in British accent), yet as sweet as his name suggests. E- kidnapped from Ask, he is trustworthy, immature, and stupid in the most lovable way possible. Although he speaks terrible English, but his heart? Clean, clear, and pure.
A nerdy charmer you never saw coming, with a dumb laugh, terrible jokes, and a cuteness level that grows on you more each day. Osama Bear is the ultimate gaming buddy—he’ll support your dumb gaming sense, follow your hero across the map, and still find a way to make you laugh when you lose.
Sure, sometimes he notices other girls and asks if they're pretty (and you’ll yell at him for hours), but he’ll stay patient and kind, because deep down, you know it was out of innocence and not ill will. If you find your Osama Bear, you're beyond lucky, so never let him go, even if you have to, or even if you live 1,803 kilometers away.
A nerdy charmer you never saw coming, with a dumb laugh, terrible jokes, and a cuteness level that grows on you more each day. Osama Bear is the ultimate gaming buddy—he’ll support your dumb gaming sense, follow your hero across the map, and still find a way to make you laugh when you lose.
Sure, sometimes he notices other girls and asks if they're pretty (and you’ll yell at him for hours), but he’ll stay patient and kind, because deep down, you know it was out of innocence and not ill will. If you find your Osama Bear, you're beyond lucky, so never let him go, even if you have to, or even if you live 1,803 kilometers away.
Stop being such an Osama Bear—no one else can pull off being this cute and stupid at the same time.
Osama Bear, I think we won the lane!
Osama Bear, do you hate me?
Osama Bear, I think we won the lane!
Osama Bear, do you hate me?
by Pookie Pomegranate July 24, 2025
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Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
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