by Meanstreak1170 August 8, 2022
Get the two finga stingamug. An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
Get the Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Pleasemug. The character from the Roblox horror game Forsaken, famous for the ability to resurrect themselves as long as they stabbed the killer enough.
"hear me out on two time. they may seem schizo but damn they cute"
"worst hear me out i've ever heard 💀"
"worst hear me out i've ever heard 💀"
by MasterTheBoi May 4, 2025
Get the Two Timemug. by fox fox April 25, 2024
Get the two french guys banging at a sleep overmug. It’s when your so called friends talk about you behind your back but act like they love you in front of your face.
Person 1: *notices Person 3 being talked about by their friends*
Person 2: “here comes Person 3”
Person 1: notices how Person 3’s friends act kind and different
Person 2: Person 3’s friends are so Two faced.
Person 2: “here comes Person 3”
Person 1: notices how Person 3’s friends act kind and different
Person 2: Person 3’s friends are so Two faced.
by Speakingnothingbutfacts14 March 11, 2021
Get the Two facedmug. When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 2, 2023
Get the Two-headed turkeymug. 