eeto my weeto

eat my dick

jake: the earth is flat idiot
josh: eeto my weeto flat earther

by weetoman1987 January 8, 2021

kiss my cervix

When the tip of a dick touches your cerxix.

“He did kiss my cervix last night!”

“doesn’t that hurt?”
“yes but it feels amazing with the person you love.”

by jjbbon January 31, 2021

PENIS IN MY BALLS

There is a penis between your balls

DUDE THERE IS A PENIS IN MY BALLS

by ADOLF Loved you back February 1, 2021

pogging my chogs

A gamers slang for the beating and abuse of their own cock. Also the way a chad-like gamer would say handjob.

After I watched Pokemane's stream I went on the hub and started pogging my chogs.

by chooftomato March 30, 2021

Oh my goshellness

When you're in school and cant say a swear, so you combine three of them.

I failed the Test???? OH MY GOSHELLNESS

by Traintimeboy April 28, 2022

My Dog James

My dog James WAS a very cute dog he USED TO like going on walks and picking up sticks then dropping the sticks. He WAS so cute and funny

friend: Why are you so sad?
Me: .....My Dog James WAS alive the other day now hes not

friend: Oh..he must of LIVED a good life

Me: yeah im really sad hes GONE.

by YourLocalApple January 13, 2022

my light-green

Light green like the beautiful nature in the morning sun after an rainy night. When being with her you feel like spring, she fills you with energy and lights up your day. Even after an dark night / time she brings light with her presence and shows you how beautiful life can be.

You are my light-green Emma <3

by iluvuemski December 12, 2021