Dick fart

A person who is more awkward than a crooked dick

That women was a huge dick fart

by Nickswallows July 6, 2016

Fart and Smile

Slang name for a grocery store chain and a fun thing to do.

I went to Fart and Smile and bought a hundred pounds of beans.

by lovetosurve October 9, 2019

Rocket Farts

Not to be confused with hot farts despite the same sensation of heat being present...

A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.

Man, those bong rips gave me killer rocket farts bro. My ass is on fire and I think I shit myself.

by white1widow March 1, 2020

Fart Salad

To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.

Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!

by Trillby Malone March 7, 2020

Fart nugget

A fart nugget is went someone decides to fart mostly fat people on someone’s head while eating chicken nuggets then a fat log of shit comes out onto their face and they eat it

Yo joe fart nugget me the other night

by Udontknowmeboi April 27, 2020

huge fart

A fart that's huge to the whole point where you can't hold it in.

person 1: UUUGH I NEED TO FART!!!!!
person 2: What is wrong with you?
person 1: I HAVE THIS HUGE FART INSIDE OF ME!!! HEEEEELP IT'S COMING OUT!!! (RIPS A HUGE FART)
person 2: Oh my fucking god!
person 3: what's going on?
person 2: HE JUST RIPPED A HUGE FART!
person 3: are you serious right now?

by ROBLOXNoob246 September 28, 2020

Fart Factories

Any brand, type, or flavor of frozen burrito, chimichanga, taquito, empanada, etc. that is so filled with unknown, gas-causing ingredients, you immediately know upon putting them in the oven that your night should be spent alone.

The wife's out of town - no dinner - guess I'll cook some fart factories .

by Catmomsheri November 14, 2017