Matt, or Matthew. Kind, caring, understanding, fun, funny, smart, and much more. Easy to get along with.
You can count on Matt to be the calm one out of the group, but if you take the time to piss him off, he will go cobra kai on you.
Matt is a great person, and an even better friend. You can always count on him. :)
You can count on Matt to be the calm one out of the group, but if you take the time to piss him off, he will go cobra kai on you.
Matt is a great person, and an even better friend. You can always count on him. :)
Matt S is a great person! :D
by Unknown but known.. March 28, 2022
by SKIBIDIMAN123!!!TOILET November 08, 2023
by blartyslartfast January 18, 2024
the S word is what italians use to say “spaghettios”
they use the S word cause that name is too outrageous to them
they use the S word cause that name is too outrageous to them
by _rotten April 29, 2020
by P1xie (ft tungsten) January 30, 2024
When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
by stereoGeeza March 05, 2014
Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.
Be sure to keep your receipt s
Be sure to keep your receipt s
Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.
Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.
You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.
Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.
You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.
Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
by Rev Modé February 02, 2022