You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

by amyy.graceyy :) October 19, 2010

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Flex me a euro

Give me some money.

Used the same context as "Bust me a pound star" or "twist me a dracmar" when you are standing on the corner of the street or outside macdonalds. As in when you don't have any but need to get some quick to get some spray more get more from the shop. "Oi man come now come now, flex me a euro innit?"

by Jason Lee Webster June 1, 2006

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fuck me mommy

lesbians

'ahhhh~ mommy i'm gonna cum!" her breasts jiggled.

'cum for me baby~'

and they came together. breasts squishing
devouring the cum
or sub boys
'ahh~ mommy and i being a good boy for you?'
'yes so g-OO-d. faster baby boy~!'

"fuck me mommy~! make me cum all over you large titties!"

by ahornykid December 16, 2021

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dont grease me

voilate

Im trash dont grease me

by dont watch face 🤣 February 1, 2018

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artichoke me daddy

Okie-dokie arti-choke me daddy

Oh artichoke me daddy. harder! *dies*

by Smashpotatogirl December 25, 2016

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fuck-me tattoo

Tattoo on a female's lower back. Considered the ultimate in body art by white trash. Also known at tramp stamp. Usually seen right above thier thong underwear.

When that bitch bends over you can see her fuck-me tattoo.

by jadyn513 February 27, 2007

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