slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.

Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.

by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018

Bart switch rule

Every stop on the Berkeley train station you have to stand and give your spot to a stranger

Jhon: I’ve been standing for a long time we have to do the Bart switch rule
James: of course

by Thebartdaylyer May 4, 2023

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

road rules

A TV show on MTV where 6 people 18-24 are chosen to live together in a RV and performe hard missions in order to obtain prizes. If a mission is failed they will have consiquences.

"Did you see that Veronica girl from Road Rules?"

by whatsupman July 15, 2003

Rule 34

A rule that states if something is on the internet, there's porn of it.

"Never draw rule 34 of characters. Even if they're your favorite."

by CanACrackerGetSomeEggs December 28, 2023

Rule 35

Rule 35 is the fact that, if it exists, there will be an fnf mod of it. Nothing will go unseen in the Friday Night Funkin community, and eventually everything will have its own mod.

"Is there rule 35 of a table?"
"Obviously."

by Omari_35 June 14, 2022

Rule #3646

The life handbook rule that states not to rub Vick's Vaporub in your eyes.

Tony: I applied some Vick's but then rubbed my eyes. They burn bro!

Jack: Rule #3646, bruh.

by El Massivo September 3, 2019