Little Jesus

An alternate name for a penis. If it's not your frist boner then it's a Resurrection

Little Jesus shows up every morning for no reason

by Cony lingus April 19, 2022

The wildest little thing you ever saw

A term for a preteen woman or a human female younger then thirteen years old who has sex with grown and will go placed where she can find them to have sex etc.

Person 1: I told her," Your just a little girl, you can't take grown mens' dicks. And she said ,'Yeah, I can too take grown mens' dicks'"
Person 2: Yeah, she's the wildest little thing you ever saw.

by The Fury 13 January 17, 2011

Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

Little Dickys

Name of a restaurant

Or
The name of a group who have small dicks and play cancer

John: Man this Comp game was full of little Dickys

by DaddySkolas January 30, 2019

Little Sweaty Meats

Little Sweaty Meats is slang for a tiny greasy cock.

"nice Little Sweaty Meats"
"fuck you nigger."

by littlesweatymeats999 September 30, 2025

Little Magic Man

Tiny but powerful dick

Lizzy- Robert's got a big one, but you can't go wrong with a little magic man.

by Chelo_is_a_groupie December 15, 2022

Little Bitchitis

Something you can say to someone being an asshole or little bitch.
Usually said with a roast about something happening to someone’s head or hair.
(NOT MY IDEA, IT’S Hope Bagel Scarlatte’s IDEA ON IbisPaintX.com!!!)

“My cousin called me fat for getting a second plate of food. So I told her that she was dropped on the head as a baby and developed a rare brain disease called ‘Little Bitchitis’”.

by AnonymousNumber9993 December 27, 2022