wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

by All Outta Angst November 19, 2015

Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.

Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on

by sphixster December 15, 2023

Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024

Wet Wilford Brimley

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.

Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.

by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023

Wet Cheese

Cheese chunks melted in water that you serve on toast with pepper for breakfast

“Mom! Make me some wet cheese. Mom! I want the Bradbury special right meow!”

by Incognitmoe February 09, 2022

wet eyes

white people who cry when they get in trouble for being horrid
ie. crying when they get in trouble for calling 911 on black people doing (fill in the blank)
ie. when their dealer cuts them off for not having money but they're hooked

Ol' Wet Eyes over there sobbing cause today she's not getting away with racism and hatred.

by mamadweezil July 23, 2018

Wet eye

To be used when someone is crying/ is being hearty.

‘Kieran it was only a joke, why have you got wet eye?’

by wham baby April 15, 2018