two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 15, 2018

two face

Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.

Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!

by mama_jazz August 10, 2016

Abba Two Meals

An absolute lad usually by the name of Aaron typically who will easily stretch to a cheeky 'double Maccies' once in a while. He wouldn't dream of turning down a beer or six at a party because well... He is just Abba. Doesn't mind spending a few quid to satisfy his hunger, no matter how large the meal is. Abba is just a lad who will take no shit yet is a very loveable and best friend to the people he cares about most.

"That Abba Two Meals is getting his fill again"

by AbbasSecretary March 24, 2016

Tennessee two-step

The Tennessee two-step is the act of performing anal sex on a woman who is on the verge of severe diarrhea. The goal of the two step is to have a third partner in waiting that will, via a tag team method, switch places with the man fucking the woman in the ass in an attempt to replace his penis with the other penis and not have any diarrhea fall out.

Tennessee two-step

Last Friday me and Timmy we’re doing a Tennessee two-step on this big chick but Timmy missed timed his placement and now I can’t sleep in my room .

by Archibald P. Biggums Esq. November 13, 2020

Two oranges and colgate challenge in the middle

This is a popular british challenge that consists of getting two oranges (small ones preferably) and putting colgate toothpaste in the middle of them and then eating them.

Yo bro, I'm gonna do the two oranges and colgate challenge in the middle tommorrow, it's gonna blow up!
What? Nah you're crazy man!

by ElAlfaElJefe April 29, 2025

two night house

a house that is built overnight. often in a setting with a whole row of houses identical to one another. in an area full of lower class people who they're rich because their house is big-ish, when really, that house was put over night by a rather shitty team of construction workers.

the houses in The Colony, Texas

Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.

by That Girl That Stalked You March 20, 2011

Two Face Shank

A Slut Who Has Been Fucking Another Man While In A Relationship

Lydia Freind Sasha Was Fucking Her Freind David Without Her Boyfriend Jack Knowing

Two Face Shank: A Way Of A Women FUCKING Other Men While In A Relationship

by YourBigDaddyWillBeWaitingForU December 22, 2015