Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.
My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do
by Big guy 247 February 04, 2024
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Two-Hub Day

A day in which you use a meal service to deliver your entire sustenance for the day, leaving you to smoke weed and game all day.
Dude, I've been super depressed lately, last week I had four two-hub days
by organicmolecules August 02, 2024
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two thousand and nineteen

A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.
Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).
by PonyTrainBoi January 06, 2019
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two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee
Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair
by Justascot December 11, 2020
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Two uniforms

When a police officer or military member dies in action two uniformed men show up at the spouses door
There was a knock at the door about 2 o’clock two uniforms and her heart stoped
by Nvious September 24, 2020
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Two face

Two-faced is used to describe someone who is increasingly "mixy". If your friend has two faces, that means that he/she will act cool with you, and then switch up like nothing. Two-faced can describe people who snitch on you, talk about you behind your back, or just switch up out of nowhere. Two-faced is used interchangeably with terms such as "fake", "mixy", "oppy", "ratty", etc.
"Niggas looked at me with one eye when they said shit. I can't trust two faces" - AMU Henry Smalls
by DottyFan May 29, 2024
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Two-Face

Two-Faced is another term of leaving a double life in a negative way. It is usually used when some is being fake like talking trash about their friend when they're not around but when they are, they don't act like this bu tare acting so nice and really cool when they're like snakes.
"Wow, Mickey said Riley's dress is kinda ugly but he can't be rude or he'd hurt her feelings. He is such a two-face"
by Natural Mika February 10, 2020
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