.9.If An Individual Reminds Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna Of His Life, He Will Successfully Kill The Individual Regardless Of Angel (The Individual) Which is Beared Of A Unisex Name.9.
.9.If An Individual Reminds Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna Of His Life, He Will Successfully Kill The Individual Regardless Of Angel (The Individual) Which is Beared Of A Unisex Name.9.
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Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
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A person who takes too long to shit
"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"
"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"
"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"
"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"
"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"
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